460 ne 45 st apt w

460 ne 45 st apt w, oakland park, FL 33334


2 years ago

my apartment

my apt is great she keeps me dry in the rain keeps me warm when its cold keeps me cold when its warm. when shes dirty i clean her i dont like her when shes a dirty little apartment. except when im cleaning her cause i do not like washing a clean apartment. actually i do not like cleaning her at all, i wish i had a self cleaning apartment. yeah that would be great. me and my apartment have been together for 11 years. thats a long time. unlike my wife my apartment never argues with me. wish she wo... View More